or The Proper Use of Terms When Speaking of Estrangements and Relatives By Tung Incheeky Scapegoat: The one on whom all is blamed. Convenient persons without which no estrangement would be complete. If one is not immediately available, choose whichever relative has a history of being nice. Keep this in mind when choosing your own…
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Sentences you won’t ever hear said by a Prince(ss)
While some people may not know the meaning of specific words in the English language, the Prince(ss)es of the world do not know the meaning of and are unable to speak certain entire sentences. Hoping to hear a Prince(ss) say these sentences is futile. A Prince(ss) cannot understand the sentences below and it is impossible…
Princess & The Pea’s 15 Rules of Conduct
OR Why We Can Be Thankful For An Estrangement This coming Thursday is Thanksgiving Day. This will be the first Thanksgiving since 1995 that I can say that I am thankful for the estrangements in my life as well as for so many other things of a more traditional nature like health, friends, a loving…
Addendum to the Princess and the Pea.
Three things I want to add… Who qualifies as a Prince or Princess? Not only sons and daughters are candidates for the title of Prince and Princess. Mothers and fathers, aunts and uncles, cousins, friends … anyone can act like a Prince or a Princess. There are different degrees of the affliction:
The Princess (or Prince) and the Pea
OR Don’t Let the Prince(ss)’s Get You Down! Do you remember the children’s story about the Princess and the Pea? The Princess was the girl who was made so uncomfortable by the presence of a Pea under her mattress that she needed many many mattresses laid one on top of the other before she was…